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Melbourne Rapper Maundz drops the heat with '99 Bars'

Maundz is strapped in at the driver’s seat on a Sunday drive busting lefts and rights dropping absolute iron bars to the car stereo blaring. Back at his best doing mental calisthenics or brain cardio as he calls it, Maundzilla snaps out a killer flow in the release of a sneaky Sunday bar video from an original track 'Agent 99' off his first album Mr Nobody while driving around Melbourne. 

Check out the brand new Maundz '99 Bars' and lyrics below.

Maundz '99 Bars' Lyrics.

CRACK A CAN AND BIG EM UP FOR THE PHENOMENOM

OF SOUTH EAST CITY TALK YOU RAPPERS GOT YOUR BOTHER ON

BOMBIN ON A BUNCH OF TRACKS, HEARD ITS ALL LIKE THAT

BUT TALL POPPIES IN THE FIELD SHY TO HEAR THE RIGHT CAT

THE GHOST, LIVE AS THE HUNCH BACK OF NOTRE DAMN

BUT GET MORE MOTHERFUCKIN BULLSEYES THAN HORACE GRANT

REPEAT THE THREE PEAT THE THREE ROUND KNOCK OUT

FROM E STREET TO BEAT STREET, DEFEAT WITH MY COCK OUT

THIS HIP HOP CHROMOZONE'S SWIMMIN IN A WHITE BLOKE

G'DAY MATE, GRAB A SNAG AND HAVE A NICE JOKE

NOW WE PAST THAT GET BACK TO PRE REQUISITS

AFFECTION FOR THIS SHIT KINDA SEEM AN UNDERESTIMATE

WHO MAD PREJEDICE AGAINST THIS?

THE JUDGE JURY EXECUTIONER REMAIN A TAD DEFENCELESS

SO HERE TAKE A PAMPHLET, CHECK THE STICKY WICKET

50 DIGITS ON THE RICTOR QUICK TO GET EVICTED

SICK WITH A BIG SSSSS, KICK IT WITH A PSHHHH

WITH A FLOW THAT DR KNICKERBOCKER COULDNT KEEP IN TIME WITH

MINES GET GOTTEN NEVER, PLOT THE TERROR

THE PUNCHLINE FRONTLINE BLOW THE FUCK UP WHENEVER

WHENEVER? WHENEVER? WHENEVER EVER

CLEVER MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW THIS OUTKAST THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER

SO FORNICATE WITH THIS PULL THE RUG FROM UNDER ME

I PUT IT DOWN I'LL NEVER LOSE MY GROUND THAT AINT NO SUBTLETY

IT ALL APPLES- KIDS KNOW THE FACTUALS

THAT MACK DADDY MAUNDZ LIVE AND DIE FOR RAP GRAMATICALS

HE RADICAL RIDICULOUS AND EVEN CALLED METICULOUS

IF ANYBODY DISAGREE YOU SLEEPIN WITH THE FISHESES

WITNESS THIS, COME ONE COME ALL

THE LONER AND A DRUNK WITH A PEN KILL EM ALL

I NEVER FUCKED AROUND WITH TREND SETTERS, I SET THE TREND

CARRY ON FROM THE GOLDEN ERA WITH THE DOWN UNDER BLEND

YOU AND YOUR MEN COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

THIS AINT NO RAPPIN TO BE COOL, I LOVED IT FROM THE TENDER AGE OF TEN

STARTED ON THAT G FUNK THEN TO EAST COAST

THEN BACK IN 99 I CAUGHT THE BIAS B FLOWS

FE FI FO FUM NOW ITS ALL UP IN THE BLOOD

THE JACKS STALKIN ON THE LINE WHEN WE WAS ON THE RUN

RUN UPS AT SUN UP BUT COULD NEVER GET THE COME UP

TOO SLOPPY WITH THE FOOTWORK AND TWICE GOT DONE UP

SO PEACE TO ALL MY GOONBAGS, THE REAL WRITERS

BLACKBOOK TAGGIN OVER LAZY GRAY FREEDOM FIGHTERS

THATS ABOUT AS FAR AS MAUNDZ GETS THESE DAYS

IM MORE FOCUSED ON THE PROSPECT OF REPLAY

SIT BACK AND MARINADE MY GIRLY POUR THE LEMONADE

AND TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE WHEN WE DOWN TO INSEMINATE

I CELEBRATE WHEN ITS A FREE MINUTE

COS DAGNABBIT IMA GRAB THAT PEN AND BEAT KILL IT- WHAT!?

YOU THINK ITS ALL KAPUT? PHONE A FRIEND, 50-50, CHECK THE TEXT BOOK

YOU GET YOUR NECK CROOK FROM M ONE THE MADE MAN

SPRAY CANS IN THE AIR FOR RAP DONE TRES BIEN

YOU ALL HATE THE MAN, HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME

YOU SAID IT ALL BEFORE AND ITS A DAMN SHAME

SEE EVERYBODY MEAN MUGGIN BUGGIN OUT FOR NOTHIN

LOSE THE ANGER KID, YOU'RE SOFTER THAN A FUCKIN CRUMPET

TOUGH TALK AND TITTY RAP, DO KIDDIES NEED A PIGGY BACK?

I'LL FLIP A TRACK QUICKER THAN CASANOVA GETS HIS JIMMY WAXED

THE MELBOURNE CITY CRACK-

IM WHERE THE JUNKIES AND THE WHITE COLLARS MIX AND MATCH

THOUGH ITS A DIFFERENT BATCH-

I DID YOUR SMACK, PILLS, LOUIE AND WEED

BUT ITS A GROWN MAN NOW STRAIGHT PERSUIN THE DREAM SUPREME

SO CALL YOUR CLIENTELE, FIGURED YOU MIGHT ASWELL

SPREAD THE WORD THAT PAPA NEEDS A FRESH PAIR OF FLY GAZELLES------

BUT ON THE REALLY YEAH? TOO MANY MILLIONAIRES,

AND MAUNDZ LOOKIN SILLY HERE

THE NEW SOUNDS OUT, YOU DO THE DO, I DONE THE DID

BUT DID IT DONE IT DO IT LIVE IT LOVE IT LIKE THE WONDER KID

IM ON SOME OTHER SHIT, SO GAME OVER

WONT QUIT IT TILL YOUR MUM HAS GOT ME BLASTIN IN THE RANGE ROVER

GOT PLENTY MATES THAT LOVE METAL HATE THE RAP

BUT ON THE FLIPSIDE THEY HEAR ME LIKE DAMN THATS THE ACE TRACK

DEBATE THE FACT, LOVE OR HATE THE CAT, STATE IT STAT

YOU AINT A MAJOR JACK, YOU'RE KINDERGARTEN PAPERBACK

AINT TRYNA TAKE IT BACK, IM HERE TO BRING IT FORWARD

UP N COMER NUMBER ONE YES YALL THE KING IS MAUNDZ!!

HERYEE HEREYEE- THATS THE PROCLOMATION

TOP THE NATION PUT YOU PEASANTS OUT YOUR OCCUPATION

CLOCKS AINT FOR WASTIN, IM OUT FOR DOLO

WITH A POLO ON MY DOME AND MY WALLIES ROCKIN SOLO

THE LONG ROAD TO NOWHERE BEEN WALKIN FOR MILES

SINCE I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL BEEN TALKIN THAT JIVE

PUT YOUR 5 ON THE UNDERDOG, I'LL COME UP OUT THE SMOG

ALL CITY KING KONG, TELEVISE IT LIVE AND HOT

CLIMB THE WHOLE LOT FROM BURKE STREET TO SWANSTON

112 TO 86 THE EPPING LINE MONSTER!!! YEAH----

AND THATS THAT, AINT NOBODY DO IT QUITE LIKE THAT THAT THAT

BLAP BLAP BLAP!

SHOOT TO KILL RUN FOR COVER,

THE WAITER'S AT YOUR TABLE WITH SOME PEPPER FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER

FILL YOUR WHOLE CDR FULL OF SEEDY BARS

GRAFFITI ARTISTS AND THE FIENDS WITH THE WEED AND CASK

THATS WHO I REP FOR- POETRY PER-FECTOOR

CANT RELATE? THEN COCKSUCKER TAKE THE NEXT DOOR

IM ALL ABOUT IT, NOW ITS ALL OUT ESTABLISHED

HIP HOP, PROPER FIT THE OPPOSITE OF LIVING LAVISH

IMAGINARY CABBAGE, THATS ALL I MAKE SON

GREAT ONES STAY PUMPED, MY DAY LAY RUN

GOT 99 KNOCKERS AND THIS BITCH AINT DONE!!!!

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